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How To Sell Out
Published: Nov 28, 2008
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Video Summary:
Are you a starving artist hungry for commercial success? Learn how to turn those intellectual properties into… actual properties.
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poykpac, career, workplace, artists, job, musicians, work, Selling, office, life
Source: How To Sell Out
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Ingredients
- Talent to exploit
- Something to sell
- Someone to sell out to
- Desperation
Steps
- Work as an artist - Work as an artist for several years. This will not only ensure that you have honed your craft, but also make you destitute and ready to cash in. (21 sec. )
- If your government is supportive of the arts, think of moving somewhere else, like North Korea or America. (30 sec. )
- Throw your integrity aside - Throw your integrity aside. You won’t need it where you’re going, mister! (37 sec. )
- Become one with the masses - Turn your ear away from your own esoteric artistic preferences, and become one with the masses. Like what they like. Love what they love. Isn’t this fun? (43 sec. )
- Have the time of your life - Stop being ahead of your time, and start having the time of your life! The most financially successful artists make their fortunes challenging only a few mainstream conventions, if any. (53 sec. )
- Find the right corporation - You’ve completed your “masterpiece.” Now find the right corporate interest to sell out to. It’s time to carefully weigh your personal values against your monetary potential. (Sometimes it helps to imagine a scale made of diamonds.) (67 sec. )
- A big part of selling out is knowing when to do it. Keep an eye out for deep pockets and avoid internet startups. (83 sec. )
- Sign the dotted line - Sign on the dotted line, Mr. Commercial Appeal! Congratulations! You’re a starving artist no more. It’s everything you ever dreamed of. (90 sec. )
- The Clash, The Who, Led Zeppelin, U2, The Ramones, Sting, and even Bob Dylan have been paid for allowing their music to be used in advertising. (105 sec. )
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