How to Survive PMS

Come on, get in and shoot. My fellowmen, how may times has this happened to you?

Howard, have I gained weight?

Howard: What?

Karen: No, not at all honey, you are beautiful, but please I am watching the big game.

Karen: Oh!

Howard: Sorry.

Yes men, we've all seen it, we all fear. PMS, Pre-historic Monsters Syndrome. Yes, PMS, a time when even a tiny laps in home etiquette can be fatal. Do not become a statistic, these are the facts. For years we scientists have searched for a cure, but success is still unknown to us. In the mean time we can arm ourselves with these helpful Survival Tips.

Survival Kit #1
Keep a calendar. A calendar is very important in knowing when the next cycle of transmogrification is likely to occur.

Survival Kit #2
Recognize key questions, do you still love me? am I still pretty? Why can't you be like Brad Pitt? or any close variation. Be on guard.

Survival Kit #3
Soothe the beast within. Soothing the beast within remains a dangerous, but many times, successful solution. Now let's see these tips in action.

Karen: Howard, have I gained weight? What are you doing?

Howard: Karen, would you like to take a hot bath, while I massage your back?

Karen: What? Why?

Howard: Because I love you and I am the luckiest man in the world.

Karen: Oh Howard, I love you.

Yet another crisis narrowly averted. Thanks to site. So be alert, and use these safety precautions at all time. They just might save your skin, and join us next time when we'll examine double jeopardy PMS in lesbian couple.