How to Spot a Pervert

John Smith: Good Morning Mr. Schultz. Oh! Good morning Mrs. Santini (ph).

Mrs. Santini: Good Morning

John Smith: How are you this morning? That's 29 cents.

Speaker: An ordinary store, on an ordinary street, who is it? The dark underworld; most decent Americans know nothing about. A world with it's own language; it's own code words.

John Smith: Well, how do you like the heat, Mrs. Santini?

Mrs. Santini: I think maybe heat made me down a little.

John Smith: Thank you very much Mrs. Santini. Come again. Oh! Mr. Robert. Did the baby get over the college?

Speaker: Oh yes, baby is fine now. Does his crying bother you?

Speaker: No, no babies have to cry. Oh! Mrs. Solovetski (ph); how are you this morning?

Mrs. Solovetski: Fine.

Speaker: How is your daughter?

Mrs. Solovetski: Wonderful! Oh, such girl. Have you got any more of these nice salami?

Speaker: Oh! I think so.

Mrs. Solovetski: Oh.

Speaker: Harold, would you get Mrs. Solovetski some of that salami?

Mrs. Solovetski: And Harold, get me a jar of those good sour pickles, will you.

Speaker: Well, the sizzling this is --

Female Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: What can I do for you?

Female Speaker: I need a roll-up tape.

Speaker: That's an awful nasty bruise.

Female Speaker: Oh yeah. It's fine. Thanks.

Female Speaker: Good morning, Mrs. Weber.

Mrs. Weber: Mrs. Crane.

Speaker: Oh! Mrs. Solovetski. That's your salami, I see. You are alright, that's 84 cents please. Thank you very much Ms. Solovetski. Come again please.