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How to Spot a Pervert
Published: Apr 13, 2009
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Source: How to Spot a Pervert
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Get some great pointers on how to spot pervs from this spoof educational clip!
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perverts, deviant, how to spot a pervert, awareness, humor, funny, education
Source: How to Spot a Pervert
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John Smith: Good Morning Mr. Schultz. Oh! Good morning Mrs. Santini (ph).
Mrs. Santini: Good Morning
John Smith: How are you this morning? That's 29 cents.
Speaker: An ordinary store, on an ordinary street, who is it? The dark underworld; most decent Americans know nothing about. A world with it's own language; it's own code words.
John Smith: Well, how do you like the heat, Mrs. Santini?
Mrs. Santini: I think maybe heat made me down a little.
John Smith: Thank you very much Mrs. Santini. Come again. Oh! Mr. Robert. Did the baby get over the college?
Speaker: Oh yes, baby is fine now. Does his crying bother you?
Speaker: No, no babies have to cry. Oh! Mrs. Solovetski (ph); how are you this morning?
Mrs. Solovetski: Fine.
Speaker: How is your daughter?
Mrs. Solovetski: Wonderful! Oh, such girl. Have you got any more of these nice salami?
Speaker: Oh! I think so.
Mrs. Solovetski: Oh.
Speaker: Harold, would you get Mrs. Solovetski some of that salami?
Mrs. Solovetski: And Harold, get me a jar of those good sour pickles, will you.
Speaker: Well, the sizzling this is --
Female Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: What can I do for you?
Female Speaker: I need a roll-up tape.
Speaker: That's an awful nasty bruise.
Female Speaker: Oh yeah. It's fine. Thanks.
Female Speaker: Good morning, Mrs. Weber.
Mrs. Weber: Mrs. Crane.
Speaker: Oh! Mrs. Solovetski. That's your salami, I see. You are alright, that's 84 cents please. Thank you very much Ms. Solovetski. Come again please.
Mrs. Santini: Good Morning
John Smith: How are you this morning? That's 29 cents.
Speaker: An ordinary store, on an ordinary street, who is it? The dark underworld; most decent Americans know nothing about. A world with it's own language; it's own code words.
John Smith: Well, how do you like the heat, Mrs. Santini?
Mrs. Santini: I think maybe heat made me down a little.
John Smith: Thank you very much Mrs. Santini. Come again. Oh! Mr. Robert. Did the baby get over the college?
Speaker: Oh yes, baby is fine now. Does his crying bother you?
Speaker: No, no babies have to cry. Oh! Mrs. Solovetski (ph); how are you this morning?
Mrs. Solovetski: Fine.
Speaker: How is your daughter?
Mrs. Solovetski: Wonderful! Oh, such girl. Have you got any more of these nice salami?
Speaker: Oh! I think so.
Mrs. Solovetski: Oh.
Speaker: Harold, would you get Mrs. Solovetski some of that salami?
Mrs. Solovetski: And Harold, get me a jar of those good sour pickles, will you.
Speaker: Well, the sizzling this is --
Female Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: What can I do for you?
Female Speaker: I need a roll-up tape.
Speaker: That's an awful nasty bruise.
Female Speaker: Oh yeah. It's fine. Thanks.
Female Speaker: Good morning, Mrs. Weber.
Mrs. Weber: Mrs. Crane.
Speaker: Oh! Mrs. Solovetski. That's your salami, I see. You are alright, that's 84 cents please. Thank you very much Ms. Solovetski. Come again please.





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