carol 
carol last signed in Feb 17 2009 and has been on Bukisa since Jan 12, 2009.
I am a writer, artist, photographer. I currently write web content for several on-line sites. I have a B.A. and M.A. from SUNY Fredonia in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing. I've taught creative writing at the University of Hartford, CT and Oil Painting classes at Wethersfield High School in CT. I've sold several paintings and photographs over the years in a few galleries in upstate NY. I am currently seeking an Agent or Management Company for representation.Â
My heart is in screen-writing. I was inspired to write screenplays when I realized men were writing chick flicks and not quite getting what women find funny. There aren't a lot of women screen writers out there and I wanted to write movies for women that were funny, empowering and inspirational. I've really put my heart into my stories and just need one person to believe in me. If you're looking to option a screenplay, or to publish a book please consider the below material that can be provided upon request. All are copyrighted.
Four Spec Scripts: Party Girls (finalist in the 2007 International Screenwriting Competition), The Momz Club (quarterfinalist in the 2008 International Screenwriting Competition), Lizzie Borden (finished but currently editing), The Six Pack - Baby Boomers gone wild, (1/3 of the way through it).
 One non-fiction book: He wasn't worth shaving my legs for..
Ten Childrens books: (all currently being sent to an illustrator) How did the Red Crab get it's Claws?, How did the Brown Monkey get it's Tail?, How did the Yellow Duck get it's Bill?, How did the Green Turtle get it's Shell?, How did the Black and White Zebra get it's Stripes?, How did the Orange Goldfish get it's Shimmer?, How did the Blue Peacock get it's feathers?, How did the Gray Elephant get it's Trunk? How did the Pink Flamingo get it's long Legs? How did the Purple Whale get it's Blow Hole?Â
One Chap book of Poetry:Â I Slave at Night
Hobbies/Interests include: Â making jewelry, pottery, oil painting, any kind of craft, hiking, cooking, skiing, racquetball, movies, motorcycles- especially from O.C.C., the Buffalo Bills, target shooting - prefer a .44, swimming, boating, birds - especially hawks, anything new age, Native American traditions/history and making love in the rain. That ought ta' do it.
Valentine's Day - A.K.A.
I like to affectionately call Valentine’s day, “Anti-Single’s Day” since it’s biased against anyone that’s not part of a “couple”. It’s not bad enough I’m apparently “Dating Impaired” and that I have to deal with a stinking holiday that rubs my own love-less life back into my face but I
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Holy Cow, you're Pregnant!
by carol | in Family > Pregnancy
Pregnancy humor. Funny article on the up's and down's of pregnancy.
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Santa, where are you?
by carol | in Events & Holidays > Holidays
Funny article on the joys and frustrations of the Christmas Season.
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Childbirth, Labor and Newborns, Oh My! (Stuff nobody will tell you)
by carol | in Family > Pregnancy
Helpful Tips on dealing with Childbirth, labor and newborns delivered with humor - for Pregnant Women.
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Baby Shower Favors!
by carol | in Hobbies & Crafts > Crafts
Easy and Fun craft ideas for Baby Shower Favors. Five pretty Baby Shower Favors you can make that are inexpensive, easy, and useful! Your guests will love the home-made creativity.
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dsmcmains on Holy Cow, you're Pregnant! on March 12, 2009
OK...after going through being pregnant...this was absolutely hilarious to say the least....
wiggy on Childbirth, Labor and Newborns, Oh My! (Stuff nobody will tell you) on January 21, 2009
You forgot to mention the 3+ weeks of constipation that follow a vaginal birth.....ouch! I wish someone...
wiggy on Holy Cow, you're Pregnant! on January 21, 2009
Thanks so much for a humorous article about motherhood fears. it was so refreshing! ...
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