Iran Bans Horseplay and Tomfoolery
Anyone seen even mildly jaunting with scissors facing stoning by group of peers In the wake of Iran's hugely controversial "elections", hardliner President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has lobbied "lawmakers" and other "government officials" to pass new "laws" which seek to ban even the mildest and most modest mischief. My lover's
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Couples Now Staying Together For House, Cars; Kids Not So Much
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Couples are looking for ways to plan for retirement, even it means enduring brutal relationships for decades on end.
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East Coast Canadian Fishermen Seize Marineland to Preserve Way of Life
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Fisherman from the Maritimes are making one last-ditch effort to leave some sort of fish inheritance to their children.
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"Survivor: Stratosphere" Set to Debut in September on CBS
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Survivor is entering its 37th season and will now enter the realm of the Earth's upper atmosphere. Chaos and hilarity are sure to ensue!
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New cars from GM use no gasoline, run purely on horses
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Grondbreaking new technology introduced by General Motors is sure to revolutionize the way we get pulled to work.
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Paula Abdul Appointed New Ambassador to Tehran
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Paula Abdul will be sent on a trans-continental flight this week to assume the roles and responsibilities of negotiating nuclear proliferation with Iran. Sobriety optional.
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Somali Pirates Seize Ship Carrying Bootleg DVDs
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
A brazen seaway robbery by Somali pirates has yielded the sweet, sweet fruit of bootleg movies and video games.
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Tupac and Biggie Smalls Return from Hiding, Admit Illicit Gangsta Love Affair
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Tupac and Biggie are alive and well, creating music together, both figuratively and literally.
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New CBS spin-off of Lost, “Where the Hell Are We and Does Anyone Really Care?”
by TheBaumer | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Sensational new series will employ all the ridiculousness of Lost that made it such a raving, confusing success.
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www.HolyWarriorAtYourDoor.com
by TheBaumer | in Culture & Society > General
Incredible new website caters to all social, religious, and cultural persecutors! Hire your own personal holy warrior to carry out your god-given duties.





