Sinferno

Sinferno last signed in Oct 20 2009 and has been on Bukisa since Aug 16, 2009.

About Me:

I write reviews for movies and video games and original fiction as well as long (hopefully) entertaining preambles which portray my sarcastic, disenchantment with life itself. My work is regularly featured on dantenet.

http://dantenet.com/er/about/sinferno.html

As for my projects here, I can't always promise it will be polite, but I can guarantee that you will remember it after reading it.

And as my favorite movie villain once said:

"You can't have both for the same price."

I also I have a work of thriller fiction, looking for literary agents. You come to me, I am done begging anyone for anything in this world.

Evil Spirits: Two poems about occasionally consuming more than one drink a day...

Published September 01, 2009 /

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"It's not the bottle that got you". It's not the bottle that got you, that made you fail out of school. Nor the instructor that taught you, that he would suffer no fool. It's not the bottle that got you, that put your car in the shop. Or all the trouble it brought you, why

How to tell if your New neighbors aren't actually Crazy Demons.

by Sinferno | in Family > Family Health & Safety

When I wrote for Fitshaced many years ago: (The angriest place on the net) I played an extremely paranoid character named Grandma Goodly who was convinced everyone in the world was a walking agent of the devil and a potential "demon" incarnate. This is sadly the only installment of the series that survived. More on that later....
Tooth, Claw and Scale. Three vicious poems about animals.

by Sinferno | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy

While the last poety sampling was about the sweet language of love's physical relations, this current variety is a minute sampling of "wild things" of another variety, and that is creatures great, small and terribly, terribly sick with hate. -Sinferno
Three poems about looking for love in all the wrong places.

by Sinferno | in Art & Entertainment > Humor and Comedy

Poetry. The only way I have ever been able to express my true feelings for this world without cursing, fighting and engaging in occasional problem binge drinking. Enjoy these three glimses into my softer, more sentimental side.*sighs sadly* Now, if only they could only make a condom for the heart... -Sinferno
Why your teenage daughter's taste in clothes has really nothing to do with her ability to keep them on.

by Sinferno | in Family > Teenagers

There is a lot of good information in this article regarding what your teenage daughter is REALLY trying to say to the world by fashion she keeps. WARNING: NOT TO BE READ BY TEENAGE BOYS.
Beating the Carnival (How to play and win, or Not Play and win big!)

by Sinferno | in Family > Family Health & Safety

An unbiased, informative look at crooked carnival games, and the carnies themselves; halitosis souled men who steal your dollars with disfigured, troll like appendages and make children cry with secret, sinister glee. Foul cretins who have less scruples than teeth in their Methamphetemine addled heads, many of whom couldn't pass the backround check to join a biker gang.
Romanticizing the Ninja (Because monogamy is a Feudal pursuit).

by Sinferno | in Relationships > Marriage

When I was in college, aside from my usual writing classes I took plenty of philsophy classes. This article is actually written over a decade ago, from a dark time in my life, when I wasn't the same fun loving nice gentleman I am now. It first appeared on Fitshaced.com over a decade ago, but it wears well.
How To Survive Telemarketing (You poor sad bastard)

by Sinferno | in Business & Finance > General

Before managing my own center, I telemarketed for many years, and became so good at it, that even my own mother couldn't recognize my phone voice anymore. While it is not a good job, if you can manage to endure this art of verbal prostitution you can make some money in the short term though it's ultimately a "dirty calling".
Beating the Car Salesman (Know thine enemy).

by Sinferno | in Automotive > Cars

As a former car salesman who has no love of the industry I have many tips, tricks and secrets to relay to anyone who does not want to pay any more for a vehicle than absolutely necessary. As always, never forget the "sin" in sincere or the "con" in confidence.