Jokes about blondes :D :D very funny :D

A blonde brunette and a red head were all getting chased by a farmer, so the brunette hid in the dog house, the red head hid in the cat house, and the blonde hid in a sack of potatoes. The farmer came in and kicked the dog house, the brunette barked and he thought that was normal. he kicked the cat house and the red head meowed, he thought that was normal. He kicked the sack of potatoes and the blonde went "Patatoe" "patatoe"

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One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where are they".

The manager replies "are you dumb or something oh I should of known your a blonde I guess your shopping for your mum what you gonna do when your older if you don't know what this stuff is."

The blonde replies "I beg your pardon I don't get what you mean".

He replies "I am not repeating it, you should listen, not be so dumb like you blonde's are"

The blonde girl goes home and tells her mum what was said her mum replies "well what do you expect acting like your dumb your a smart girl".

She replies "well I thought he would of known I was a smart blonde but he was fooled by it but I didn't manage to get your stuff".

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In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared. A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..." POOF she disappears.

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There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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Have a nice day!!! :D  :D