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How No10 planned to plant slurs about top Tories? There’s is no fire without a flame?

The Clown Gordon Brown's spin doctor was sensationally sacked last night after he was accused of trying to launch a smear campaign against David Cameron and George Osborne.

Downing Street Press adviser Damian McBride was forced to resign after a series of emails he sent from No10 to fellow Labour spin doctor Derek Draper, a close friend of Business Secretary Peter Mandelson, were leaked but not as close a friend he thought he was?.

In the emails, Mr McBride, one of the Clown Minister’s most loyal and trusted liars, made ‘sexual’ and false allegations against Osborne and Cameron concerning their private lives and there’s is no smoke without the firer?

The emails also make allegations against a number of other Tories, including Mid Bedfordshire MP Nadine Dorries.

Cabinet Minister Tom Watson, another close ally of Clown Brown, was also under fire after claims that he, too, is involved in the email row, and to be honest they are all as bad as each other when it comes to throwing muck.

The emails that where sent from the High-Security Downing Street account? were obtained by a political Blogger known as Guido Fawkes, whose real name is Paul Staines. The slurs, none of which have any substance, that we no of as yet include suggestions that:

Mr Cameron should be challenged to produce his medical records, after admitting in an interview that he had visited a sexual diseases clinic when a student. There is no suggestion he had any treatment.

Mr Osborne once posed for a photograph wearing a bra, knickers and suspenders with his face blackened well to be honest here, don’t all MP’s behave in this way.

Ms Nadine Dorries had been the subject of sexual allegations that she was a bit of a goer in Westminster.

A gay MP which is one of many, using his position to offer free publicity to a High Street company for which his boyfriend works.

After the shocking disclosures the clown Brown spent much of the day in frantic talks with officials, including McBride, in an attempt to save him and get themselves out of the mess.

And of course as normal, No10 brushed off the emails as ‘juvenile and inappropriate’. But with the threat of more damaging disclosures to come, it soon became clear that the clamour for McBride to go would not die down so off he went tail between his legs.

His resignation is a crushing blow for the clown Brown has McBride was one of his best liar’s clowns Brown, who said yesterday there was ‘no place’ in politics for such conduct coving his own butt. A Downing Street spokesman said: ‘The Clown Minister has accepted McBride’s resignation. Neither the Clown Minister, nor anybody else in Downing Street, had knowledge of these emails, (Of course not”)

‘It is the Clown Minister’s view that there is no place in politics for the dissemination or publication of material of this kind, which is why it is right that

McBride and Draper took the decision not to publish this material and regrettable that others are choosing to do so.’

McBride said he was ‘shocked and appalled’ at the way “his emails” had been used but regretted any embarrassment caused to the Government, well now he knows who his friends are doesn’t he and why send them in the first place? Idiot.

The allegations concerning David Cameron are thought to be linked to an interview he once gave about his personal health.

And the emails about Osborne are believed to be based on disclosures 18 months ago alleging that in his Oxford University days he stood on the sidelines as his friends humiliated and abused call-girl Natalie Rowe he got his kicks my watching well some perverts do.