A Moving Experience

afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of “Raid?”

I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I’ll help you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess I’d better call the truck rental places. What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

While I’m on the phone I’ll call the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I haven’t used your services before. No, I don’t have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you people have a license to steal? 

Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!

Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good enough. I don’t need a table; I’ll just use this box.

Renters Insurance? I don’t think so! What do I have to insure?

Just got my first phone call! I’d love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because it’s too far to walk to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s car insurance too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the best! And gas? I didn’t think so…

Time for dinner. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD! 

Uhhh, Mom?

afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of "Raid?"

I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don't have one? Why not? Do you want one? I'll help you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess I'd better call the truck rental places. What do you mean...$200...PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

While I'm on the phone I'll call the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I haven't used your services before. No, I don't have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow...do you people have a license to steal?

Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad...I NEED my TV!

Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah...I have my bed. That'll be good enough. I don't need a table; I'll just use this box.

Renters Insurance? I don't think so! What do I have to insure?

Just got my first phone call! I'd love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because it's too far to walk to work, that's why. Umm, Daddy...there's car insurance too! Thanks, Dad...you're the best! And gas? I didn't think so...

Time for dinner. Let's look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!

Uhhh, Mom?