Is that a bonus in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
I guess Barney Frank does want to know if that’s a bonus in your pocket or are you happy to see him. Congressman Frank wants to limit the pay of everyone in the United States to a level he deems fit. You make what Barney says you make. And not a dime more.
It’s not an April Fool’s Joke:
Barney Frank has is hands in your pocket and he says he checking to see if you have excess cash in your wallet.
Barney wants to know if you perform. He will not pay you if you don’t.
I guess Barney Frank does want to know if that’s a bonus in your pocket or are you happy to see him. Congressman Frank wants to limit the pay of everyone in the United States to a level he deems fit. You make what Barney says you make. And not a dime more.
Rush Limbaugh will make my car payment. Limbaugh has stated that the some of the pronouncements of the federal government concerning the nationalization of the car companies means the taxpayers will make the car payments of private citizens. In other words, Limbaugh’s taxes will pay for your car.
Some say Obama is too smart to be President. I guess you have to be stupid like Bush to be president. Hey, is Rush Limbaugh busy?
A tax on dopes and whores? How will congress get anything done? Whoops, that was dope and whores–the weed not the legislator.
If the dead child comes back to life, the deal’s off.
Driving the porcelain bus is kind of a self imposed penalty. Now if you are speeding on your motorized stool, that deserves a ticket.
To your Ex, you are just excess baggage.
Stinky nuts. Salmonella in Pistachios Spurs Recall.
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