A love letter written by an Accountant
HERE is a love letter which is written by an accountant. This letter is really so funny and could be helpful for some people. I think everyone can use it in his/her real life.. sooooooooooo take a look once
A love letter written by an Accountant
From Accountants to accountants
The art of romance
I will CREDIT you my love,
If you will DEBIT me your love.
I’ll record our romance in a JOURNAL,
And Post it to the LEDGER of my heart,
I’ll keep on ACCOUNT of our love,
Based on DOUBLE ENTRY.
This way you’ll know the BALANCE c/d,
And the AMOUNT of love I have for you.
Our courtship is carried out on WORKSHEET,
ADJUSTING ENTRIES are necessary, to make our love steady.
TRIAL BALANCE SHOWS, we are meant for each other
Because the TOTAL of our love, is one and the same.
CLOSING ENTRIES are made, when down the aisle we take.
PROFIT& LOSS Statement, tells what has happened.
Let’s see our BALANCE SHEET,
What rare our ASSETS & LIABILIRIES?
Oh, my goodness! Its shows a dozen kids!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m not an accountant, but that was cute. Thanks for sharing.