A Constellation of Idiots in a Galaxy of Fools

Finding the language that really suits congress is difficult.

1) They rushed through and passed a deeply flawed bill without reading it.

This one is particularly troublesome.  We could have hired any bucktoothed moron in Possum Titty New Mexico to do this.  Any goat humping glue sniffer in Toad Suck, Arkansas could have endorsed a piece of legislation without reading it.  We did not need a spectacular moron to do the job.  A run of the mill moron would suffice.  Any paste eater who failed the third grade could have passed a bill without reading it.  We are paying these gerbil sodomizing morons thousands of dollars to do what exactly?

2)  After causing a problem like the use of taxpayer money to give bonuses to the very financial wizards who have brought the entire world to the brink of financial ruin,  Congress tries to blame someone else, anyone else.   According to the constitution, you gerbil sodomizers,  all money bills begin in the house of Representatives.  If money is allocated improperly you are the first in line to take the blame, congress,  because you authorized it and given your oversight responsibilities you watched it happen.  The executive branch is always second in line for the blame.  They executed it wrongly.

3)  By making sure that you crafted a law violating Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Facto,  you used the constitution for toilet paper and the lot of you are too F”ing STEWPID to know it.

There are no  legislative emergencies.  The executive branch takes care of emergencies.  The only possible  purpose of a legislative emergency is for corrupt politicians to pass bad legislation quickly before anyone has the chance to find out how many of our sovereign rights have just been sold down the river and how many undeserving corrupt organizations, companies and individuals have just stolen money from the treasury aided and abetted by congressional incompetence.

Now back to finding the language to describe congress:

To quote some bard or another: “A gaggle of idiots.  A ship of fools.  A parliament of whores.  Our only indigenous criminal class.”

A constellation of imbeciles in a galaxy of jackasses.