Funny Birthday Phrases

Funny birthday phrases can add a lot of enjoyment to birthday celebrations. Some people use them when they make or sign birthday cards. Other people memorize a few to share with others. Yet other people like to look at funny birthday phrases on their birthday for a good laugh.

Hopefully this list of funny birthday phrases will get you started:

• You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~ Arnold Palmer
• No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. ~ Oscar Wilde ~
• Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~ Phyllis Diller
• I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~ Harry Hershfield
• We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! ~Author Unknown
• The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want. ~ L.S. McCandless
• The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. ~ Leo Rosenberg

I hope that you got some enjoyment out of those funny birthday phrases and that they help you to enjoy birthdays, yours and others', all year round!