How to get FREE pizza

Intro
We talk so much about hacking machines, but have you ever stopped to think about that hacking
people could work with great results? Social Engineering is basically figuring how how to "hack people",
by using conversation and skills to get what you want. So let's say you're hungry, and you don't have any
cash on you. You really have to get some work done, but you can't work on an empty stomach, and you just
saw one of those damn fucking ads on TV again for the 3rd time in an hour about the wonderful pizzas from
Pizza Hut. Fuckers. So, let's just get a free pizza. It's that easy!

Reconnaissance I found this out by pure accident, but what happened to me once was
that I put an order in for a pizza (and I was going to pay like always), and almost 2 hours elapsed and
the food wasn't at my house yet, so I called up the store again, and asked for the status of the order. The
order wasn't in the system! What!? So, they told me that if they don't answer the phone fast enough, that they
automatically rerouted the calls to a call center somewhere in the US, and take orders that way. Then,
they just pass the order back to the store and make/deliver the pizza. So, for some reason, they failed
get my order I have placed like 2 hours ago. So, the pizza finally arrives and I pay full price.

Getting the FREE pizza
A couple of weeks later, I remembered what had happened, and I decided to social engineer
Pizza Hut for a free pizza, and I was going to use the call center against them. I placed a call to the
store, and made sure that I was talking to the local store, and not the call center. Once I was talking
to my local store, I created a fake scenario that I had been having issues with my order not getting
through, and I think it was the call center again dropping my order. I said I had been waiting 2 hours,
and that this was the second time this had happened. I said I had company over, and that they were getting
hungry, and if they can please deliver my order! Since I had never called and placed an order, and it was
apparently "lost" in the system (it's OK, blame the damn computers for all of life's ills!), I gave
them my order for the second time (in reality, it was the first time I gave them my order). I recited
what I wanted without hesitation (because I was supposed to have placed this order already, remember?).

I just outright asked for it to be delivered ASAP, and that I didn't want to pay. Yes, I really
told them I wanted it for free. And you know what? They complied without hesitation. Fifty minutes later, and
there's a hot, fresh pizza waiting at my door...for free. I didn't even tip the delivery guy, just because
that would defeat the whole purpose of my social engineering. Now, this is pretty much a one-time only
deal, because calling every week and doing this will raise suspicions.