Buy a Snuggie

Posted Mar 03, 2009 by Nicksuno / comments 0 comments / Print / Font Size Decrease font size Increase font size

Do you feel like your wardrobe lacks enough tunic like garments? Well fret no more. The Snuggie is here.

Toss out all your throw blankets.

You don’t need them any more! The Snuggie will keep you snuggly warm whether watching desperate House Wives or the NCAA tournament. Not only that. You can make pop corn and then keep the bowl under the Snuggie, thereby keeping both you and the popcorn warm. You are conserving energy by doing so, and you can feel good knowing you are doing your part to fight climate change.

As seen on TV, the Snuggie is not just for inside.

Inside, outside, it doesn’t matter. It’ll keep you roasty toasty anywhere you go. Wear it to the office, the grocery store, a funeral. The possibilities are endless. Think of all the places you can explore just you and your snuggie.

Ladies, it’s great for that holiday to Iran

Going to Tehran and nothing to wear? No problem, for $19.95 you have every outfit you’ll ever need on your holiday. Whether exploring Tehran’s Grand Strand for a bit of shopping, or skiing Iran’s mountains you will be ready.

It’s great as a uniform.

Ever wanted to start a cult and thought to yourself, sure I’ve got the megalomania but how am I going to clothe all my followers? Again, Snuggie provides the answer.

Do you have any idea how much it would cost to outfit a decent sized cult with custom made tunics? In this economy? No way! Just buy a bulk load of Snuggies. And you have the added benefit of multiple colors. Followers can be easily categorized, from new recruit blue, to your trusted inner circle red. It’s that easy.

The Snuggie provides the answer to high heating costs and high fashion. Michelle Obama wears them all the time. I promise!

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