Sasquatch Discovers Text-To-Speech Recognition

     Sasquatch had moved in with his lady friend and there wasn't much of anythign to move in except for his blue jeans, lugs, toothbrush, and underwear. His girlfriend was on the computer all day long, so he decided to get a second pc. She suggested that he got one at the pawn shop.

     There weren't much laptops to choose from, the price was low enough but they were old. He picked out a dell inspiron 1500 and quickly found his way around windows xp. His girlfriend was laughing at a particullar program which talked. She made something say, "Sasquatch, Sasquatch come here!"  He followed the voice into the living room and noticed a purple monkey on the computer. He asked her, "Why are you making it say my name?" She had just wanted to see how he reacted to the little purple monkey.

     She sometimes had eyesight problems so she decided to get this agent to read the articles for her. Sometimes it articulated too well. The articulation made Sasquatch annoyed but once he saw what she was doing, he realized he could read some of the most difficult things he was looking at.

     Sasquatch was chasing his family tree down, it also was interesting to know what he originated from which wasn't monkeys. He downloaded the program she was using and started a little paleontology study along with some other programs. He couldn't find nothing but the little purple monkey to read for him. He didn't mind the monkey until his girlfriend's friend came over. She was abusive with what she saw.

    The woman had a mild tendancy to be completely retarded. She was pretty bad when she commented on clothing others were wearing and anything she could get away with. Ah sweet victory! She loved making fun of Sasquatch because he looked like an ape overgrown. She begin plotting a plan to drive him crazy. Sasquatch called his girlfriend into a room and asked her to take care of her friend. She laughed  at him. "Oh my God, that's so juvenille, you are only using the program to dictate text, besides, I think your little purple monkey is cute!"

    Her friend was solemn and quiet for along time. She had been known to stick her ears in on any conversation that was being spoken. She had mildly overheard a conversation between Sasquatch and his girl. She was uncertain of how to distinguish a joke between little purple monkey on the computer and pet names for relationship issues.