You CAN Give Up Chocolate and You Can Do It Today!

If you are overweight, chances are that chocolate played a part in packing at least a large portion of those pounds on. Personally, I have always loved chocolate, especially Snickers bars. But, once I discovered some facts about chocolate bars, I'm pretty sure I can give them up and never look back. Go grab a chocolate bar and try to finish eating it as you read this article.

How many rodent hairs and insect parts would you classify as "acceptable" in the chocolate bar you are just about to eat. For me, that answer is "none", but the U.S. Department of Health publishes a pamphlet called "The Food Defect Action Levels" that is available to the public and lists the acceptable amount of "natural and unavoidable defects in food". The current acceptable level for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts." The "1 hair" was enough to make me gag, but the "16 insect parts" was the straw that broke the camel's back. For your reference, these are the basic three parts of an insect: the head, the thorax and the abdomen...so you could be chowing down on an eyeball, a jawbone, some legs or maybe an insect stomach that is full of feces that it just digested. Yummy, eh? The criteria considered, according to the pamphlet, is based on the reported findings (e.g., lengths of hairs, sizes of insect fragments, distribution of filth in the sample, and combinations of filth types found).

The processing of cacao beans into powder and chocolate is an unsanitary, risky procedure to say the least. Quite simply, chocolate and cacao are laced with animal hair and feces, insects, and mold. The carcinogenic mold called aflatoxin has been found in large quantities on cacao beans. And, cacao is one of the most addictive substances known. It can especially be toxic to your liver. Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels. Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; and insects, rats, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Chocolate can be toxic to your pets. Chocolate is made from the fruit (beans) of the cacao tree. Theobromine, a component of chocolate, is the toxic compound in chocolate. (Caffeine is also present in chocolate, but in much smaller amounts than Theobromine.) Both Theobromine and Caffeine are members of a drug class called Methylxanines. The Merck Veterinary Manual online states that the clinical signs of chocolate toxicosis usually occur within 6-12 hr of ingestion. Initial signs may include polydipsia, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal distention, and restlessness. Signs may progress to hyperactivity, polyuria, ataxia, tremors, and seizures. Tachycardia, premature ventricular contractions, tachypnea, cyanosis, hypertension, hyperthermia, bradycardia, hypotension, or coma may occur. Hypokalemia may occur late in the course of the toxicosis, contributing to cardiac dysfunction. Death is generally due to cardiac arrhythmias, hyperthermia, or respiratory failure. The high fat content of chocolate products may trigger pancreatitis in susceptible animals.

Picture an insect crawling first across a pile of dog poop on the ground, and then into a vat of milk chocolate.

Picture yourself biting into an insect's eyeball.

Better not forget to get a bucket and a wet rap (for when you throw up) after you read this article.