LOL, Funny Signs, WTF, and Silly Billboards

A sign is worth a thousand words, but if it can be funny, fewer words are better. It's all good. Here are a few humorous signs and posted warnings that could be from your neighborhood or from your neighbor. Sure to make you smile.

You Can Bank On It!

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If this is a problem (customers coming into the bank wearing masks) I might consider doing my banking elsewhere. Or, do my banking online. I will take my coins and 'dead presidents' elsewhere for deposit.

Please Do Not Feed The Animals

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A grocery store in my hometown had a similar sign in their window. They had a trained German Shepard Attack Dog which they would leave loose in the store at night. The sign on the front window requested that anyone considering breaking in at night to please remove their glasses, watches, jewelry and dentures (if applicable) before entering, as Tasha (their guard dog) finds these objects difficult to digest.

There Must Have Been A Problem

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I can’t even imagine what lead to this sign going up. Apart from the obvious, of course. I have seen similar signs on restrooms stating the obvious; “We aim to please. So YOU aim too, please!”

Church Sign

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I’ll bet that this is a fun place to visit once a week. Some of these southern church signs can be quite creative. So, be fruitful and multiple, and see you in church next Sunday!

Sign of the Times

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These always seem to be attention getters, especially in the southern part of the eastern U.S.. Churches often poke fun at passersby with messages on billboards.

McD's at the New Amsterdam?

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In this clearly Photoshoped image, we see what might be the new policies in Amsterdam, in the Netherlands. They are allegedly aiming to ‘clean up the brothels’ which are rife with corruption, crime, and mob violence. Somehow though, I suspect that the free attitudes regarding MJ will be left alone.

Kiddy Caffeine and Cuddly Canines

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“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy” should be adequate warning for adults to keep a mind on their children’s whereabouts.

Santa Needs A Drink!

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Yeah guy, it has got to be 'Beer:30 P.M.' somewhere, so go for it! The look on this poor Santa’s face is priceless! He is trying to do his job and these two children are making it impossible. As the parent of a 4 year-old child myself, who just this year permitted him to sit with Santa for a few photographs, this is hilarious! Last year, this might have just as easily been OUR child wailing!

As If Roadkill Was Not Funny Enough…

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Someone posed his or her G.I. Joe dolls around this hapless dead chipmunk as if it were a trophy taken in the hunt. Big game season indeed!