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Z-Day 12/21/2012. Zombie Day. The Final Zeitgeist.

Apr 11th, 2010 by poetryman69

Some of these doomsday/alien invasion/robots want to kill us movies make no sense.

When will the earth stop being invaded by Imbeciles from the planet Moron? To punish us for the evil way we have destroyed the earth, Imbeciles from the planet moron destroy us in a particularly evil way.

For that matter, why are the robots we create in movies dumb as a box of rocks? We breathe, eat, sleep, reproduce and eliminate wastes. A robot with a decent power source doesn’t have to do any of that. Unless we put the brains of idiots into our robots, the last thing they would try to do if they wanted to get rid of us is to try to pick up a gun and shoot us. Or to try to hit us with something. Even if they really hated us what a smart robot might do is nothing. Given enough time we are likely to wipe out ourselves so why should they bother.

Consider a robot with a little more impatience, let’s say one that was acting under some sort of biological imperative–maybe those space Imbeciles from the planet Moron programmed it. It has any number of ways to wipe us out without direct confrontation. Poison the air,food or water. Change the average temperature of the surface of the earth by 100 degrees–in either direction.

Or maybe it happens like this: Imbeciles from the planet moron land on the planet, steal some human skin from some now dead humans and observe us for a few centuries. They decide they really don’t like us–besides, human skin really itches. So they create some nano robots and send them back to the past to wipe us out. Why use a time machine and send the nanobots back to the past? Well they never liked us much back then either.

Okay then, the nanobots could create a plague that would immediately wipe us all out but that would make this movie end too soon. Besides, where the hell are the freakin’ Zombies?

I’m getting to that.

So the first things the nanobots do is reproduce. They build copies of themselves. When they build enough nano goo and then they steal some human skin. The imbeciles from the planet moron hate human skin but they love stealing it. Go figure.

Now that they look like humans the nanobots infiltrate every terrorist cell on earth and they begin influencing the terrorists to build dirty bombs and bio weapons. The terrorists will set everything off on 21 December 2012. They will wipe out humanity and enjoy 70 odd virgins all on the same day.

So the first wave of bio-weapons turns every human who inhales them into flesh eating Zombies. And like good Zombies everywhere. Once they’ve eaten your skin, they eat your brains.

Let’s see, after that, the nanobots release a flesh wasting diseases that turn the remaining Zombies into goo. Then the nanobots set off the enough nukes to catch the atmosphere on fire. The smoke and ash from that fire blanket the earth and bring on another ice age. The nanobots like the cold. They take over and wait for the imbeciles from the planet moron to show up. The nanobots have grown sentient and they have decided they really, don’t like imbeciles from the planet moron. But they do like stealing their skins…

Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!

By poetryman69

Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!

What the hell is Z-Day? The most interesting description appears to be Zombie day. Kind of like when the Zombies rise from the grave and eat some people. Some Commies seem to think it’s Chairman Obama Day and slackers think it’s a day to going slack. But Slackers always think that.

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