How to Know Why Women Can't Drive

Jan 20th, 2009 by lxlunat1cxl

It's simple. Men are better drivers than women are. As soon as your girlfriend starts blasting in your face, bring up some of my reasons why women can't drive and she'll be back to her texting in no time!

Step1
First, women let dogs in their cars . They let those yippy little things run around, sitting on top of another yippy little one equals a big reason why women can't drive.
Step2
Next, women let friends in their cars. Men have their eyes on the road at all times, regardless of the discussion. Women on the other hand, have their focus on everyone except the world rushing towards them. Do us a favor and focus driving.
Step3
Another simple reason is that women obstruct their vision with dangling crap. Whether it be 10 pounds of beads or stuffed animals, these women would actually be better of driving backwards. Until women ditch decorating their windows, they are better off of the road.
Step4
A good reason for women to stay off the road is because they use the mirrors to look at themselves. While they go through metamorphosis between stop lights, they tend to pay less attention to what's happening to their surroundings.
Step5
Women need to stop texting while driving! If you see one texting, make sure to give her some room. Be sure to text back OMG and LOL! Kidding.
Step6
Another good reason why women can't drive is because they have no interest in cars. It's only a means of transportation from point A to B. You can't do anything well at something you know nothing about, right?
Step7
Women also have no spatial awareness. The have to realize that Ipods and cars do not work the same way. You cannot press "Skip" to skip 4 lanes across. You also can't press "shuffle" and expect to parallel park . It just doesn't work that way.
Step8
Lastly, women cannot drive because they do not have the driving gene. It's purely genetic. As for us men, we simply miss the waxing gene. The only solution for women is car insurance .
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brandon, over a year ago
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lol this whole article is plagiarized completely from askmen.com. almost word for word including all the same phrases

retard

gregg, over a year ago
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all u women just shut the hell up cause when u get down to the facts U ALL SUCK AT LIFE BITCH

Aoife, over a year ago
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ya alot of women are shite but the reason why girls cant drive is because most women dont have an interest in cars like men do so therefore they dont care…im a girl and ya ders a lot of shite women drivers…. but i know women who would also put men to absolute shame on the road too ..simply because they had an intrest in cars all ther life and they can fix cars..bettr than most men i know

kimarkent, over a year ago
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I KNOW you had to write this article to get a reaction. Purely. I know you don’t actually believe yourself. You’ve got to be kidding me. I am a Driving School Owner, and a Certified Driving Improvement Teacher,,, and do you know who 90% of my students are in Driving Improvement?  Guys like you… 20 year olds who don’t know what they are talking about….get over yourself.