Trying to smoke herb in college or parent's place?

After recently staying with my sister at a local college for the weekend, I noticed that we had to wait until it was completely dark and cold to go outside and find a place to hide and commence with our activities. Sooo, I've compiled some suggestions that I use at home and in my high school that I believe others would most diffidently like to know about.

Here goes:

First of all, I'd like to recommend one of my own inventions for those who can't afford those stealthy products online. This is what I call a thermo-grav. A portable gravity bong. Here is what you need:

A thermos big enough to fit a water bottle into, preferably with a screw on top

A skinny water bottle [I use the skinny vidration bottles by the makers of vitamin water]

A cable connector/ actual bowl slide

Water bottle cap-preferably the one off of the original water bottle

Now that you have the materials you have such materials, you will first need to make the chamber. Take the water bottle and cut off the very bottom. Now put it into the thermos and make sure it isn’t too long to where it sticks out of the top of the thermos. Remember to leave room to fit the bottle cap on! Once you have altered it to your liking, next the actual place to pack your substance is needed. Make a hole in the bottle cap just big enough for the cable connector or side to fit into. Make sure it doesn’t wobble you want it as air tight as possible. I'd say use rubber bands around the bottom as you push it into the hole. Now you’re basically finished. Fill the thermos WITHOUT the bottle in it with water- not completely to the top, after use you'll find a comfortable level. Unscrew the cap and place the bottomless bottle (chamber) into the water filled thermos. Screw on the cap and pack the connector (bowl) with your substance. While lighting the substance pull the chamber up slowly. You will see it fill with smoke if done correctly. DO NOT PULL IT COMPLETELY FROM THE WATER! If you do, you will lose all your smoke and create a smell! Leave the bottle about an inch submerged into the water. Unscrew the cap and place your mouth at the top of the bottle and let it sink into the water and shoot smoke into your lungs. DONT COUGH or you'll give yourself away. For this to work just make sure you release as little smoke for your bowl and mouth as possible. I recommend holding in the smoke for a good 30 seconds or longer and 'ghost' it.

You can screw the cap on the thermos and place it in the fridge for later use when you’re finished. If you empty it and place your stash somewhere in it, it also keeps your stash nice and fresh and conveniently with your piece.

As mentioned before, you need to conceal the smoke smell. If you can't afford a regular vaporizer, check out my other article about the homemade vaporizer. Or you can make a sploof. All it takes is a toilet paper or paper towel roll, with toilet paper on one end, and stuffed with dryer sheets. As you all know invest in fabreez because a lot of colleges don’t allow incense.