McDonalds Conspiracy

For years America has been "super sized" by the McDonalds franchise, which seems to be just a cheap way of getting quick food. The real story is much more frightening. The US's long time rival France has been cleverly working its way to destroy America from the inside. It all started with Alfred Champney (creator of McDonalds.) He was assigned the job to weaken America. The French believed that victories were not from becoming stronger but from weakening the opponent. Alfred came upon the idea of fattening up the US. What an anonymous Frenchman said was done in North Lille at a nuclear power plant Alfred hired France's top scientist to devise a food so fattening that one bite would increase body fat up to 0.43%. After four years of research the scientists discovered what is now called the Big Mac. The French also invented salads injected with pure fat. In 1995 the first McDonalds was released to the US in Des Plaines, Illinois. The French have been slowly fattening up America for a major attack. When this attack will be I can't say but one thing I can tell you is to avoid McDonalds. To go to McDonalds is to let the French win and letting the French win would be the worse thing to ever happen to America. Fight back against the French by not consuming their delicious food.

Above is a picture of Alfred Champney.

Big Mac- 29 grams of fat

Angus Mushroom and Swiss- 40 grams of fat

Fight the Good Fight!