Obama vs Chimps. Guess who wins? Comedy.

Obama Rage 'Chimps show emotion, But my Speeches have no motion'

Obama speaks

I'm enraged
Because there's no 'Change'

The chimps show emotion But my speeches have no motion

I'm crying, I'm trying but people are running

afraid of what I'm saying

Should I send troops to Afghanistan?

My indecision is bigger than an orangutan

I got questions, questions But no direction

I am President of a Great Nation

That's what gives me sensation

But feelings, not action Is what drives me to Inaction.

My Health reform got rejected, My Vaccine not selected

I go to my shrink

He tells me to think

I feel like a bum

My indecision feels like a huge sum

I Turn on the TV, and watch MTV

They say 'chimps' show emotion
Yet my speeches and action have no motion

I hear no People

closing my ears

So I won't have to face my fears

Joking about my policies

As I am King of fallacies

I command by demand

Go, people, go

Leave me alone

I'm going home

to the White House

Enjoying a feast of bananas and peanuts

the 'change' in diet

made me go 'nuts'

So I danced a trance

Well, my fellow Americans

I'm going to fly fast like a pelican

Attach myself to a rocket so I can blast

So I can forget my past

I saw some chimps dancing along the way

doing some dirty dancing made my day

Well, I'm no Patrick Swayze

So, I'm going instead to the beach

to make a speech about 'change'

But instead I'll eat a peach

and teach  the chimps a few new tricks

I'll eat the peanuts

while they make the speech

Dear Reader, Who will win over the People?
Obama or the Chimps?

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