Water Vs. Toilet Paper

Uncultured Habit:

Using Toilet Paper is considered an uncultured habit by cultured people of most Ancient Civilisations including Asian and African countries. A large bucket of water and soap is more utilitarian and safe for Personal Hygiene and routine ablutions. Well, if Cleanliness is next to Godliness then Water stands at a much higher level than Toilet Paper on the hygiene count.

Modern Toilet Systems:

Although the western Water Closet is quite common in Trains and Hotels all over Asian and African countries, water is treated as The Cleansing Medium not Toilet Paper. Western and European societies prefer the Toilet Paper because of the cold and harsh climatic conditions there. Ironically, in a World Population of 1.2 Billion, 868-Million people of Asian countries indulge in "open defecations" as against 331-Million people from the Rest of the World!

Australian Culture:

Recently a Filipino worker got sacked in Queensland, Australia, for the un-Australian culture of using water in the loo instead of toilet paper! Coming from Australia, Down Under, this is nothing unusual. As an Island which geographically broke off from the Indian sub-continent under the Continental Drift Theory, Australia has a lot of pretensions which are nothing original. The place was used as an open prison for hardcore British convicts. Later these very persons, aka Australians, plundered Australian Bushmen and Aboriginals. Then they started altering the ecology-- butchering Emus, Kangaroos, Dingoes and other wildlife to suit their whims and fancies. Arab Camels were imported to tame the deserts. Now as these camels run wild, they are sadistically shot from helicopters as they are considered a threat to modern Australia and their so-called Multi-Culture. Some Inter-Racial Marriages and a few Aboriginal Reserve Camps cannot camouflage the inherent bullying instincts of the Australian.

True Down Under Pix:

Over-hyped as great Outdoor Sports Lovers, Australians are a most unsporting lot. They are instinctively aggressive and indulge in unfair practices like slanging and sledging on and off the sports field. Ecological Disasters have followed close on heels of the razing of the Australian Outbacks and the Bush Country. The recent Red Haze Sandstorm in Sydney was just a Warning Sign from God. The Australian Brand of Cultural Bullying is surfacing as Racial Intolerance towards people of African and Asian origin. Unfortunately, the Australian Apartheid is a stark reality Down Under.

Humanitarian Advice:

An Australian sitting atop a tied-up Crocodile is supposed to advertise the Wildlife Enthusiast with a macho flavour, but does it? The Aboriginal's Boomerang and Bamboo Flute makes a more potent and original Cultural statement than the flaunting of reams of Toilet Paper. The professed Australian Multi-Culture is all sham. No wonder the Britishers still look down upon those Down Under sledgers as something below their Stiff Upper Lip. It is better to use the more environment friendly water rather than misusing toilet paper for victimising Non-Australians.