How to get Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

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Money for Nothing is not an easily attainable thing. It takes dedication (not work) to a strict and specific guideline as published in “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits. See the tips section below for clarification on exactly how this method is money for nothing, not working.

How to get Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

Money for Nothing is not an easily attainable thing. It takes dedication (not work) to a strict and specific guideline as published in “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits. See the tips section below for clarification on exactly how this method is money for nothing, not working.

  1. If you want to get Money for Nothing, you can learn to play the guitar like Dire Straits guitarist and lead vocalist Mark Knopfler. This is a relatively low impact activity although it requires quite a bit of dedication over a long time. If done well, it can result in fame and fortune, maybe even an appearance on MTV.

  2. Avoid manual labor professions. According to Dire Straits, these professions are making money for something not money for nothing. These jobs include, but are not limited to installing microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries and moving refrigerators and color television sets.

  3. In order to make money for nothing like Dire Straits, you need to get an earring and wear makeup, especially when appearing on stage. Long poofy hair is good if it is your own hair. Don’t wear a wig. This type of appearance paired with your newly acquired mad guitar skills could easily result in becoming a millionaire and obtaining your own jet airplane.

  4. As an alternative to playing the guitar, you could also consider learning the drums in order to make money for nothing. Be prepared to learn primitive drum styling.


Tips & Warnings

  • In addition to making money for nothing the Dire Straits method is also useful for initiating social interaction with the opposite sex.
  • For purposes of clarification, learning guitar, or alternatively drums, is not working, it’s getting money for nothing like Dire Straits.
  • Listen to Money for Nothing, Dire Straits, for more details on how to get money for nothing.
  • In light of the money for nothing making possibilities, guitar playing can have negative epidermal repercussions such as a blister on your little finger or thumb.

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