Five Christmas Gifts for Santa Claus

It's that time of year when Santa Claus comes sliding down the chimney bringing presents for all. Santa's had a tough year making toys and preparing for the big day. Doesn't he deserve a few presents of his own? Instead of the standard milk and cookies under the Christmas tree for Santa, why not give him some things he really needs? Here are some presents for Santa Claus that he'll surely appreciate:

Santa Claus gift: A GPS system

Of course, Rudolph does an excellent job but even reindeer need an occasional break. A GPS system attached to Santa's sleigh would help him reach the destinations of good girls and boys around the world without overtaxing Rudolph. Santa's eyes will light up with glee when he sees his new GPS system. Even Santa needs to enter the modern age.

Santa Claus gift: An electric back massager

Going up and down chimneys is hard on Santa's back. Why not leave a back massager for him under the tree? After a hard night of delivering presents, Santa could use a good back massage. It's sure to make his Christmas night special.

Santa Claus gift: A membership to a health spa

If you haven't noticed, Santa's getting a bit portly around the tummy. We love Santa anyway, but it's not good for his health. Plus, he needs to be trim enough to slide down those chimneys. A membership to a health spa would be a good stress reliever for Santa and would help him take off a few extra pounds.

Santa Claus gift: Some low fat cookies and skim milk

If you want to leave a snack for Santa, why not help him adopt a healthy lifestyle by making a heart healthy, lower calorie snack just for him? You can bake some special cookies for Santa Claus using skim milk, egg whites, and low calorie sweetener. Don't forget to leave some skim milk to go with those cookies. Santa won't know the difference and he'll be around a lot longer to delight the hearts of children everywhere.

Santa Claus gift: A little something for Mrs. Claus

Santa may get all the glory, but Mrs. Claus works hard behind the scenes to keep Santa healthy and happy. Why not leave a gift basket of luxury items for Mrs. Claus? Even Mrs. Claus needs to spoil herself from time to time with the winters at the North Pole being so frightfully cold. A bag of goodies just for her would surely make her Christmas special.

When it's time to leave presents for Santa, forget the boring cookies and milk and give him something entirely different this year. He'll never forget your kindness.