Michael Jackson Jokes

Michael Jackson died, no this article is not going to be covering his death, as there are 13 million pages all reporting that event. I do have plenty of links to pages for Michael Jackson jokes. Bring on the Jokes, they said.

If you want real coverage, read those pages or check out the CNN or Fox News web site for the overdrawn coverage of Michael Jackson and his death. I will instead report on the jokes stemming the king of pop’s death.

Let me first say this, the death of Michael Jackson or any of us for that matter is always expected at some point. People around the world have heart attacks and dies on a daily basis, there is nothing funny in that. People, even some celebrities over dose on Demerol, which is stupid but stupid is as stupid does according to Forrest Gump.

In every death, in order to move pass it and get on with living, those left behind need to find the bright side of things. Here is is my answer to brighten your day with all the Michael Jackson humor you can stand. Think of it as my way of getting millions around the world laughing and rejoicing once more. Let’s face it the king of Pop would not want us crying over him he has a whole bunch more fans where ever he went.

He would say bring on the jokes!

Where did Michael Jackson go when he died? Facebook and twitter are running quite high with opinions, news, and everything else. I would like to thinks he went somewhere where he is free to sing, dance, and have plenty of friends his own age.

Perhaps Michael Jackson went to see the great plastic surgeon in the sky, or perhaps he is already reborn as a brand new little boy who will grow up to become the pope. If he does grow up to be the pope, he will have been cleansed of all his sins and be once again loved by millions. We will never know, so keep your eyes peeled, and be on the look out for him.

I say bring on the jokes.

I mean no disrespect. I simply do not believe that once Michael Jackson or anyone else is planted in the ground and then our existence is over. He will not live out Thriller in real life to lead a brain eating frenzy

In the mean time before Michael Jackson, resurfaces here on earth here are some jokes to keep you busy. May they bring you smiles and laughter, and take away the tears, which are falling, all over the world.

Resources

http://www.101funjokes.com/michael_jackson_jokes.htm

http://www.djron.com/jokes/badmj.html

http://williambader.com/mj.html

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/latenighttv/a/michael-jackson-jokes.htm

http://www.tonsoflaughs.faketrix.com/funny-jokes-Michael-Jackson.htm

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