Increased Obesity Leads to Worlds Largest Joke - Mind the Pun

With today’s increased obesity statistics being thrown left right and centre, it is only a matter of time before the fat messes that everyone has become only continues to expand at a rate that will consume not only their fridges, but also your face.

It is a well known fact that fat people are fat, you only have to look at them to see this and not even the bending mirrors at a circus can hide this immense amount of lard that has built up over time, mainly because it requires an entire circuit tent for a blanket to cover them at night.

Fat people in general do consume larger amount of food than others, it is only common sense to realise this and because of this global warming has occurred. It is in fact that only a small portion of all the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is contributed to human activity, but of that small proportion, fat people, yes you, the fat lard reading this, contribute most of that small proportion.

You selfish person, just consider all those animals you are going to cause to become extinct by eating that MacDonald’s Cheeseburger and farting out deadly methane which is 40 times more potent than carbon dioxide when cause the green house effect.

Not only are you going to kill all the animals, but also all the starving lower class people who barely get enough food to live day by day.

Here is a solution, send all the fat people over to Africa and 3rd world nations, because it is a common fact that one fat man can feed three starving African family for ten days, and can also help fertilise the land with all the left over crap remaining.

Do something now, have you got a fat friend who needs to lose some weight. Save the planet, send them to Africa; reduce global warming and feed a family at the same time.

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